The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

não sei se me interessei pelo rapaz
por ele se interessar por estrelas
se me interessei por estrelas por me interessar
pelo rapaz hoje quando penso no rapaz
penso em estrelas e quando penso em estrelas
penso no rapaz como me parece
que vou ocupar com as estrelas
até ao fim dos meus dias parece-me que não vou deixar de me interessar pelo rapaz
até ao fim dos meus dias
nunca saberei se me interesso por estrelas
se me interesso por um rapaz que se interessa
por estrelas já não me lembro
se vi primeiro as estrelas
se vi primeiro o rapaz
se quando vi o rapaz vi as estrelas
adília lopes

Adília Lopes, A Dobra

HELLOOOOO????

Valkyrie, doing a crossword: I need a 4-letter-word for disappointment
Bruce, no hesitation: Loki.
*silence*
Valkyrie: It fits
Thor: *trying really hard not to laugh*

Principal Weems: This is a teenage sociopath with a history of violence. Her name is Wednesday, she’ll be your new roommate.

Enid, with heart eyes: She’s pretty.

Principal Weems: No you may not date her.

Enid: Aw man.

okay last thoughts about this for now.

1. bi people can be in straight relationships and still be bi
2. yeah i know the internet hates the cishetsTM. but have you considered not alienating every ally or closeted person by telling them they are not queer enough to be in queer spaces
3. gender nonconforming people exist and their sexuality and gender is none of your business

bisexuals 🤝 asexuals

being invalidated at the first opportunity by other people in the community if we don't perform our sexualities as they expect

Loki: I apologize for anyone I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly.

Y/N: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Wanda: You’re a hazard to society.

Yelena: And a coward. Do twenty.